Smilies


Here's my collection of smilies. If you've not seen them before, they are used in e-mail English. This form of English is usually informal (eg typos, bad spelling, stream of consciousness rambling, etc). It's much like spoken English and the smilies are used to add the sort of queues that body language, facial expressions and voice intonation would normally give.

Face (Upright)

    ($_$)       money
    (>_<)       furious
   m(___)m	deep bow
    (@ @)       tired/working late
    (u_u)       sleeping
    (._.)/ 	waving goodbye
    (;_;)/ 	waving goodbye & crying
    (x_x)       dead
    (OvO)       owl / alert
 @( * O * )@    Koala Bear
    d-_-b       big headphones
   d[-_-]b      robot
    (O_o)	Roger Moore
   ‹(•¿•)›
  //(•¿•)\\
 

Face (Sideways)

      :-)       happy / smirk / grin
      :-(       sad
     (:-(       angry
    ~~:-(       very angry / temper / flame
      :-D       very happy / laughing
      :,-D      tears of laughter
      :-P       sticking tongue out
      :-P"""    raspberry
      ;-)       wink
      :-))      double chin grin
      :-{       extra sad / about to cry
      :'-(      crying
      ;-(...    crying lots
      ;-?       wry tongue in cheek
      :->       sarcastic
      :-()      chatterbox
      :-&       tongue tied
      :-)~      envy / lust / drool
    (-:         Australian grin
      :-*       kissing
      :-x       blowing a kiss
    o :-)       angelic / acting very innocent
      :-O       gob smacked / disbelieving
      :-@       screaming
     #:-@       frightened
      ?-(       black eye
      %+{       battered / bruised
      X-(       dead
      .-)       only one eye
      p-)       eye patch
     C:-)       egg head / large brain
      |-o       yawning/bored
      :-o z z Z Bored / sleeping / snoring
      |-I       sleeping
      :-/       skeptical
      :-]       fake smile
     #:-]       harassed / bad hair day
      :----)    lying (Pinnochio)
      :ol       with cold
      :-~(      with bad cold
  :-) :-(       drama student / schizophrenic / confused  :-)
      :-) -:    up
      %-)       drunk grin
      :-( :-    down
      :-} -oo-: in hand
     {:-| 8( )< pregnant
      %-$       hangover
   %*@:-(       bad hangover
 

Body

   (:>-<        hands up - I quit/surrender
    O-|-<       gi'me a hug
    o>-<|=      skirt
   <o__/\__,    doing situps
    o-&-<       (arms crossed) unconvinced
    o[-<]:      skate border
 

Accessories

      8-)       wearing glasses
      B-)       wearing 'Jo-90' glasses grin
      :-)====>  wearing a tie
     [:-)       wearing headphones
     B:-)       wearing glasses on head
      :-#       wearing brace
     d:-)       wearing baseball cap
     q:-)       wearing baseball cap backwards
     q:-P       stupid / halfwit
     <:-(       dunce
      :-{)      moustache
      :-{}      wearing too much lipstick 
    {(:-)       wearing toupee
      0-)       scuba diver grinning 
     Q:-)       graduation day
     =:-)       punk
    C=:-)       chef
     @:-)       turban
    *<:o)       clown
   -=#:-)       wizard
 

Characters

       B-(8     Sir Robin Day
      5:-)      Elvis Presley
      7:-)      Fred Flintstone
      [:-|:     Frankenstein
     8(:-)      Mousketeer
      ]:->      The Devil
      >:-{( >   The Devil
     >}:^{D>    Pan
    .oO:-)***   Santa Claus
       :----)   Pinnochio / Lying
     (_8(1)     Homer Simpson		(c/o Andy Netter)
     (_8-O      Homer Simpson
 @@@@@@:)       Marge Simpson
     =):-)      Uncle Sam
     =|:-)      Lincoln
    +O[:-)      Pope
       :-) 8    Dolly Parton
      8:-)      Little Girl
      ~:o       baby
 

Animals

       3:*>     Rudolph the reindeer
       3:-o     Cow
        o-)     Cyclops
       ([)      Robot
        8)      Frog
        8:]     Gorilla
  --====:}      Snake
        :-E     Bucktoothed Vampire  :-D
       }:-<     Cat
      ><:>==    turkey / rooster
       >:-o     antelope
         )      Cheshire cat 
        : =     Rabbit
        :-<     Walrus
       d8=      Beaver wearing glasses and baseball cap
        :@)     Pig
=======^:F      Giraffe
        :E      Spider
       (:<>     bird

       <:3)~~~~ Mouse

   ---{8:>      Mouse

   --{_~:>      Mouse

       <:~_}--  Mouse

       <:~__}-  Rat

  --{,_,">      Rat on a skate board

       <,(__}~~ Dead Rat
 

Actions

        /
        :-)     Salute/I Obey

      o/        want to ask question

     \o/        Cheering

  ~~~/o`~~      Swimmer

  ~~`\o/`~~     Drowning
 

Kisses

    x x x x     little kisses

  >< >< >< ><   big kisses

      XP        French kiss

    ((xx))      Hugs and kisses.
 

Boobs

   ( o )( o )   Boobs

   ( O )( O )   Big Boobs

     (oYo)      Wonder bra breasts

   ( O Y O )    very big boobs

   {. \ / .}    formally very big boobs
 

Buts

      (!)       tight ass

     (_!_)      ass

     (_*_)      sore ass

   {___Y___}    fat ass
 

'Relations'

   :-)(-:       Just married!

   )-::-(       Married

   8//=/\-      99

 _/\o/===\o/\_  69

   (_))===D~~   cum

    ~~~o        sperm

   /\^.^/\      Woman lying on her back
 

ASCII Art

            O-+        woman

            O->        man

            <3         heart / love

       .ooo0  0ooo.    left & right feet

       ( ((x)(x)) )    Kenny (Dead)

        ><(((*>        fish

          (>'.'<)      cat

        ///\oo/\\\     spider

          /\../\       bat

           ^^v^^       bat

          [|'j'|]      elephant

             .\/       duck

            _@/        snail

 'ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmo   millipede

   'Oqqqqqqqqqqqqo-    caterpillar

           @}-}--      rose

           <|<|=       pine tree

    #:o\:o/:o\:o/:o||  totem pole

            hTd        table & chairs

          ~===]        candle

         **====        match

          ())=(        wine glass

          c[_]         mug

        (::[]::)       plaster (bandaid)

           8<          scissors

       xxx------->     arrow

 --~~~=:>[XXXXXXXXX]>  rocket

      O==I======>      dagger

   cxxxx{}:::::::::::> small sword
	   
   (XXXXX];;;;;;;;;;>  knife or sword
  
o()xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> Long Sword

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